salutations to all

miss this boy more than anything. cuz he’s my everything

dustydanger:

Shia LaBeouf live-tweets his acid trip.

3:15 AM – 7 Aug 12

OK everybody here goes nothing. I’m gonna light a cigarette. Where are my cigarettes. Brb going to Walgreens for cigs

3:45 AM – 7 Aug 12

the security guard at Walgreens is a crazy guy. there was fire coming out of his head and i told him your heads on fire and he just looked at me

3:46 AM – 7 Aug 12

i’m gonna light a cig

3:52 AM – 7 Aug 12

theres like 4 types of lettuce in this apt. i didnt even buy that much lettuce. what am i gonna do juggle lettuce. alright bye

3:56 AM – 7 Aug 12

indiana jones was the peak of my career. feel very aware that it’s all downhill from here

4:03 AM – 7 Aug 12

i resent my father camping out in my house. ok but get this, its fine… yeah its totally fine he can do whatever he wants. the end

4:08 AM – 7 Aug 12

is this entertaining. is this new media. i dont understand my feet

4:09 AM – 7 Aug 12

you guys ever watch that video of the double rainbow?

4:12 AM – 7 Aug 12

@frankiemunez who’s laughing now? who’s laughing now buddy… checkmate

4:14 AM – 7 Aug 12

my character hasnt seen his brother before. i figured that out. he doesnt even know he HAS a brother. but he doesss have a brother. complicated actually

4:28 AM – 7 Aug 12

i would have sex with lars von trier on camera. i would. but only if its dogme style. im a comedian guys

4:33 AM – 7 Aug 12

im nothing, im an idiot. how did i get here when nothing happened

4:44 AM – 7 Aug 12

what’s the difference btw mayonaise and mayo? is there a difference

4:46 AM – 7 Aug 12

who has my hand i want it back

4:48 AM – 7 Aug 12

i was lying before. will smith is good at rap

4:51 AM – 7 Aug 12

twitter is like the energy that links our brains together. mental lubricant

5:06 AM – 7 Aug 12

i’m wearing three watches and they all have different times. i have a watch on my ankle… damn you… sorry, i love u

5:14 AM – 7 Aug 12

yr gonna see me in yr dream cause i dont know where to live anymore

5:22 AM – 7 Aug 12

im done w this!! im nothing…

5:56 AM – 7 Aug 12

ok guys i dont really ‘get’ sigur ros but theyre beautiful anyway 

LOLOLOLOLOL DEAD

i pledge allegiance.

BANG ME

imporjenandtonic:

iheartlambert:

*i separated the download & watch links like you guys requested*

10 Things I Hate About You Watch

13 Going On 30 Watch

21 Jump Street Download

500 Days Of Summer Watch

27 Dresses Watch

8 Mile Watch

Alice In Wonderland Watch

The Avengers Watch

The Amazing Spiderman Watch

A Knight’s Tale Watch

American Beauty Watch

A Walk To Remember Watch

American Psycho Watch

Angels & Demons Watch

Across The Universe Watch

Aquamarine Watch

Burlesque Watch

Black Swan Download

Bridesmaids Watch

The Blue Lagoon Watch

Bring It On Watch

Bad Teacher Watch

Baby Mama Watch

Brokeback Mountain Watch

The Breakfast Club Watch

Bride Wars Watch

Bridget Jones’s Diary Download

Bridget Jones’s Diary 2: The Edge Of Reason Watch

Brave Download

The Boy In Stripped Pyjamas Watch

Corpse Bride Watch

Confessions Of A Shopaholic Watch

Charlie & The Chocolate Factory Watch

Cry-Baby Download

Casanova Watch

Confessions Of A Teenage Dramaqueen Watch

Captain America: The First Avenger Watch

Contagion Watch

The Curious Case Of Benjamin Button Watch

Chicago Watch

The Dreamers Watch

Dear John Watch

The Dark Knight Watch

The Dark Knight Rises Download

The Devil Wears Prada Watch

Dracula Watch

Dark Shadows Watch

Don Juan DeMarco Watch

Edward Scissorhands Watch - Download

Easy A Watch - Download

Ella Enchanted Watch

Eat Pray Love Watch

Fight Club Watch

Fear & Loathing In Las Vegas Watch

Friends With Kids Download

Girl, Interrupted Watch

Gone With The Wind Watch

Grease Watch

Harry Potter &:

• The Sorcerer’s Stone Watch - Download
• The Chamber Of Secrets Watch - Download
• The Prisoner Of Azkaban Watch - Download
• The Goblet Of Fire Download
• The Order Of The PhoenixWatch - Download
• The Half Blood Prince Download
• The Deathly Hallows: Part 1 Download /Part 2 Watch

The Hangover Watch - Download

The Hangover 2 Watch

Home Alone Watch

Home Alone 2: Lost In New York. Watch

He’s Not That Into You Watch

The Holiday Watch

The House Bunny Watch

Hugo Watch

The Hunger Games Download

Inception Download

The Illusionist Watch

Interview With The Vampire Watch

The Imaginarium Of Doctor Parnassus Watch

Iron Man Watch

Iron Man 2 Watch

Jennifer’s Body Watch

Jawbreaker Download

John Tucker Must Die Watch

Juno Watch

Just Married Watch

Knocked Up Watch

The King’s Speech Download

Little Miss Sunshine Watch

Lost In Translation Watch

LOL Download

Love Actually Watch

Legally Blonde Watch

Legally Blonde 2 Watch

Little WomenWatch

Lion For Lambs Watch

Lolita Watch

Lord Of The Rings:

• The Fellowship Of The Ring Watch
• The Two Towers Watch
• The Return Of The King Watch

The Last Song Watch

Labor Pains Watch

Marie Antoinette Watch

Mean Girls Watch

Magic Mike Download

My Sister’s Keeper Watch

Moulin Rouge Watch

Mr. & Mrs. Smith Watch

Mona Lisa Smile Watch

New Year’s Eve Watch

Never Let Me Go Watch

The Notebook Watch

The Nightmare Before Christmas Watch

Pride & Prejudice Download

Princess Diaries Watch

Princess Diaries 2 Watch

The Phantom Of The Opera Watch

Pirates Of The Caribbean:

• The Curse Of The Black Pearl Watch
• Dead Man’s Chest Watch
• At World’s End Watch
• On Stranger Tides Watch

The Parent Trap Watch

Pineapple Express Watch

The Prestige Watch

Penelope Watch

Public Enemies Watch

The Reader Watch

Remember Me Watch

The Road To El Dorado Watch

The Rocky Horror Picture Show Watch

The Runaways Watch

Ratatouille Watch

Sweeney Todd: The Demon Barber Of Fleet Street Download

Snow White & The Hunstman Download

Sherlock Holmes Watch - Download

The Social Network Download

Step Up Watch

Step Up To The Street Watch

She’s The Man Watch

Some Like It Hot Watch

Spice World: The Spice Girls Movie Watch

Shame Watch

Sex and The City Watch

Sucker Punch Watch

The Twilight Saga:

• Twilight Watch
• New Moon Watch
• Eclipse Watch
• Breakin’ Dawn part 1 Download

Thor Download

Titanic Watch 

Top Gun Download

Tangled Watch

The Tourist Watch

The Time Traveler’s Wife Watch

Up Watch

The Virgin Suicides Download

The Vow Watch

Vanilla Sky Watch

Velvet Goldmine Watch

V For Vendetta Watch

The Woman In Black Watch

What Happens In Vegas Watch

Water For The Elephants Watch

Yes Man Watch

for reference 

BLESS YOU

DYED MY HAIR!